Sarah Jessica Parker Will Always Be A NYC Pony

My Little Pony Parker neighed to Hello! Magazine (via M&C) about how she will never live in Los Angeles, because they treat celebrities like "exotic creatures." She said she has never considered leaving NYC and never will.

She said, "For me it was never really a choice between New York and Los Angeles. I've always considered New York my home and since my husband Matthew Broderick was born and raised here we never even considered moving away." Matthew would never leave NYC! He probably knows where all the great glory holes are after years of research.

Pony went on, "New York has the big advantage of not treating celebrities like exotic creatures. No-one cares because the city is so big and driven by so many other interests that people don't obsess with actors as much as they do in Los Angeles, where it all revolves around Hollywood."

It's true that most New Yorkers don't give a fuck when they see a celebrity, but they are still treated like special skanks. Celebrities get special treatment in every city and that's why I hate their asses!

Time for an example! I went to some restaurant in NYC for my Birfday last year and Mandy Moore's football player looking ass was there with a bunch of people. I was enjoying my meal when all of a sudden, Mandy gets up and asks them to play her new CD. Of course they did, because she's a celebrity. Everyone in the restaurant was forced to listen to her shitty ass music. They would have thrown me out if I asked them to play my favorite "2 Live Crew" CD for my Birfday. Not Mandy! She gets whatever she wants, because she's famous. Everyone else has to suffer.