Mimi La Rue Hates Life

I want to break into Mimi La Rue's food container and spike it with some Zoloft. She has a look on her face that reads, "One day I'm going to somehow find the energy to crawl into Tori's bathroom and witness her coming out of the shower naked. If that doesn't finally send me to the heavens, nothing will."

Tori Spelling and her family attended the launch party for her new book last night. Tori is currently knocked up with baby number two and it was confirmed by her rep that she's having a girl. Mimi La Rue is thrilled. Can't you tell? Mimi will finally be off the hook from wearing homo ass dresses.

The party was also attended by such A-listers as Bobby Trendy and the Kardashian hookers. Bobby has worn that outfit at least 3 times in a 7-day period. Somewhere in American, a little girl is missing her purple satin bedspread and pillow cases.