They Call The Wind....

Airbrushed in a wind tunnel! This is the cover for Mimi's latest album due out in April. I'm not sure if that's a dress or if she's clutching the hyde of the Shaggy Dog. Mimi may be ok with posing nude with a dead dog, but don't call her a slut!

She told the Times of London (via P6) that she's never fucked Eminem, "Please! I never had any type of sexual relationship with that man. I can count the number of people I've had sex with on fewer than the fingers on one hand." Who's hand is she talking about? Lindsay Lohan's hand? Because she has 10 fingers on one hand.

I can count the number of people I've had sex with on fewer than the fingers on one hand...plus the number of teeth in my mouth....multiplied by the number of eyes in my head.......