"It's Condemnation!"

My Little Pony Parker was voted Maxim's Unsexiest Woman in the World a while ago and she said it didn't bother her at the time. Well, it did bother her. She told Grazia Magazine that she was upset by it and also angry because her husband's taste was insulted.

She said, "It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking...It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do? I guess you can't please all people."

Sweetie, it doesn't really insult your husband's tastes. I'm sure any woman in the world is unsexy to him, because I'm pretty sure he likes dick. Just saying. Pony needs to get over it! Have a sugar cube and move on.