Barefoot & Pregnant

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban went on a lovely stroll on Bondi Beach in Sydney today. They were probably discussing what they are going to do when Nicole's face falls off due to lack of Botox injections. It will be fine. The baby won't be scared at all. The baby will confuse Freddy Krueger for its mommy, but that's not such a bad thing. It won't cry during horror movies.

Some women usually want a glass of wine after giving birth, but Nicole is going to scream for Botox.