Fiona Shackleton Has A Lot Of Self-Control

The Mirror reports that after Heather Mills celebrated her multi-million dollar divorce settlement by pouring a glass of water over the head of Paul McCartney's lawyer. Fiona Shackleton arrived to court with a gorgeous bouffant and left looking like a wet cat. Heather apparently did it, because Fiona had made several "unpleasant comments" about her in court. That stupid ass whore. That's what lawyers do!

A witness said, "Heather was so angry, she tipped a glass of water over Fiona Shackleton's head, leaving her with soaking wet hair. Everyone was stunned. That kind of behavior is just not acceptable."

Ms. Shackleton is definitely an elegant lady. I would have been in prison for beating Heather with her own fake leg. I think that would be everyone's first instinct. She would need all those millions to fix her face.

Thanks Thomas