Scary And The Skeeze

I hope Scary Spice's next vacation is on her own private island after she rapes Eddie Murphy of all his "Shrek" money. He was just going to use that money on tranny hookers anyway. Scary better beef up her security though. Remember the tranny hooker that Eddie got caught with in '97? Poor bitch died a year later after she fell off a roof. Note to Scary: Stay on the ground floor.

Here's Scary vacaying in Miami with her creepy husband. What is with these chicks marrying skeezy ass men? He strikes me as one of those dudes that spends hours and hours on the computer while his chick is asleep. I'm speaking from experience. There's nothing worse than waking up to the simultaneous sounds of dick and keyboard strokes. I had this one boyfriend that loved internet porn. I think he was addicted. One time I woke up in the middle of the night and caught him jacking it to porn. He looked over at me, but didn't fucking stop. Can you believe this shit?! That motherfucker didn't even put down his dick to ask "Having trouble sleeping? Need some warm milk?" It was probably better that way, because his warm milk was the last thing I needed. Besides, that shit was curdled. Chunky jizz.