The Passion Of The Cheeto

Mel Gibson and Britney Spears had dinner together last night. WTF is right! This is not an acid hallucination. And the dinner did not take place at Bellevue Aslyum. Hollywood.tv caught Britney looking like a million pesos entering the Russian restaurant Romanov last night. A few minutes later Mel Gibson entered. Britney came back out a couple of hours later followed by Mel.

OK! claims the two might have been hooked up by one of Brit's lawyers, Blair Berk. Blair represented Mel when he went on that drunken jew-hating rampage. Sources think that Mel wanted to give Britney a little advice. Crazy leading the crazy! A source said, "He understands what she's going through. And he certainly has advice on how to not let it destroy your life." I think I just choked on my borscht. The source also thinks that Mel might be trying to get Brit to attend his super-conservative church in Malibu.

I wonder if Mel Gibson called her sugar tits? I hope not, because Brit would bite off her tit if she thought it was made out of sugar.