Does She Even Know What A MILF Is?

Something tells me Tori Spelling doesn't google herself very often, because bitch thinks people actually want to fuck her fug ass. Tori was recently asked if she would be in the new Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off that's currently in the works. She said, "They should give me a call. Every teen drama needs a MILF, right?"

Um...since when does MILF stand for "mare I'd like to fist?" Tori baby, it's not that kind of show. I'm pretty sure the only man on the planet that wants to fuck Tori is her husband. It's pretty obvious that he was dropped a few times as a baby, so he probably doesn't have the best judgment.

Here's Tori at a book signing in Hollywood looking like Jabba the Hutt after a sex change.