What The Hell Is Tom Cruise Waiting For?

I'm extremely disappointed with Tommy Girl for not immediately dumping Katie Holmes and proposing to Robbie Williams. They would make the perfect alien crazy couple. Robbie Williams has already said that he's planning on leaving the music world to devote his life to studying aliens. Friends say it's not a joke and he even wants to buy a $5 million alien observatory.

Robbie recently visited an astronomy observatory in Tuscon, Arizona and wants one of his own for monitoring extra terrestrial activity. An insider said, "He is leading a bizarre existence at the moment - vanishing into the desert to look at stars in far-flung galaxies. He is dead set on buying himself his own observatory in the desert. He is hooked on all things from outer space."

This is what taking too much LSD will do to a bitch.

The Scientologists will get him any minute now. I'm sure Tommy has already asked Robbie to audition for the female lead in his next movie. That's how he gets them.

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