Father Of The Year

Eddie Murphy has never seen his 11-month-old daughter by Scary Spice. He isn't planning on seeing her anytime soon either. According to The National Enquirer, Eddie claims Scary told him she was on the pill and that she tricked him into getting her knocked up. A source said, "What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions." Yes, because she also forced him to not wear a condom and bust a nutty professor inside her. She also wants his millions, because all the millions she already has is not enough. That makes a lot of sense.

Eddie's lawyer claims he paid Scary $15,000 a month while she was pregnant and even covered her medical expenses. They are still fighting over child support. Scary reportedly wants a $9 million house and living expenses for the next 18 years. Damn, I guess she does want more millions. Go on then!

Eddie plans to see his daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, when she's older. "He says he will have to wait until Angel is older before he can get to know her without any interference from her mother."

That's a good idea. That way Murphy Brown will be old enough to tell him to fuck off!