Big Money For A Big D-Bag

KFed's celebrating the big 3-0 at the douche dungeon aka Pure in Las Vegas next Friday. PageSix.com is claiming KFed is getting the greatest gift of all for his Birthday. He's getting cold hard cash from Pure. Sources tell them he's getting paid at least six figures and one source said he's making $175,000 for the night. "Kevin is a big spender, and a draw for the crowds. So the money he gets is nothing compared to the money they make" said one inside bitch.

Big spender my ass lips! Earlier this week, Brit's lawyer blasted KFed for wanting her to pay his legal bills because he makes more money than he lets on.

Paying money to be around drunk KFed fans sound like a fucking blast. I think I'll skip that tampon soiree and look for the pictures on Hot Chicks with Douchebags. That's what 99% of the club is going to look like.