Even Better Than The Real Thing

Some genius sex toy company called Pipedream Products has put out a line of celebrity blow-up dolls. Now they don't straight-up say the name of the celebrity, but it's pretty obvious. They have everyone from JHo to Sarah Jessica Porkher. Sarah has the best tagline, "Loves sex in her shitty." That's poetry right there.

Other dolls are named Dirty Christina, Lindsay Fully Loaded, Eva Desperate Housewife and Paris Love Doll. The dolls will run you around $19.95 and up. I don't know who would bother buying the Paris doll. You can get that shit for free.

Visit Radar to see the rest of the dolls. It's a little NSFWish. The blow-up doll below is JHo. Way hotter than the original and probably doesn't complain as much.