Papa Joe 2.0

David Archuleta might have a major reason on why he really needs to win "American Idol." If he doesn't his daddy might murder his fetus ass! ETOnline reports that David's daddy has been quite the stage mom on the set. Sources say that during a rehearsal on Monday, Jeff Archuleta bitched out his son and even made him cry.

L.A. Rag Mag reported earlier that Jeff was allegedly banned from the Star Search set when David was 12. Jeff apparently was harassing one of David's competition.

Jeff better watch his ass, because David has crazy fans. Pedos and tween girls everywhere will gather together and jump Jeff.