Back In Black (As If She Wears Anything Else)
Brangelina are in Texas now where they have moved their entire family while Brad shoots some movie. Angie was out in Austin today dropping Maddox off at school and then buying a bunch of crap at Barnes & Nobles. She was probably buying lesbo porn. Actually, I don't think they sell porn at B&N. LAME!
I hope Maddox is really good at making friends, because it seems like he's at a different school every month. I'm sure it's not hard for him. He just has to say, "I'm Maddox, no last name necessary." Instead of trading the usual stuff at lunchtime, he can trade in his brother and sisters. He has enough of them. "I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
People are always on Angie's chonies for always wearing black. I would fucking wear black all day too if I had that many kids and I was knocked up again. Depressing. I'd have to have daily "Calgon take me away" moments followed by several hours of lesbo porn. That's totally what's in the bag.
Brad and Angie still haven't officially confirmed the bitch is knocked up. They don't have to. They are Brangelina and they are special. Barf.