High Maintenance Wax Figure

Ivanka Trump sends some poor fuck to Madame Tussaud’s in NYC to touch up her wax figure's nail polish. Ivanka apparently likes to keep her wax figure looking fresh and so she sends an assistant weekly to do it. Madame Tussaud said Ivanka does send over nail polish, but they weren't sure if she sends an assistant over to do it.

Imagine having to give a manicure to a fucking wax figure. They went to college for that? I would probably lift up the wax figure's dress and write "I'm a dumb skank bitch" on her ass. It would also get confusing, because Ivanka herself looks like a wax figure.

I think we've got a new Donald on our hands. Ivanka's going to be calling Rosie O'Donnell a "fat, useless slob" any day now.