"Why Me?"

I am patiently waiting for the day Daisy finally snaps and rips Jessica Simpson's frog lips right off her face. This dog was Adolf Hitler in her last life. That's the only reason I can think for her having to suffer being Jessica's bitch. It's the ultimate punishment.

Daisy always has this look on her face like, "If dolphins can off themselves, so can I!"

Here's Jess torturing Daisy and signing her name on cheap shoes at Dillard's in Frisco, Texas this past weekend.