Morning Wood

Robbie Williams claims he's been visited by aliens. Oh shit! He's Tommy Cruise's next wife - Celebitchy

Sangina does Bat Mitzvahs - I'm Not Obsessed

BB9's Matt thinks America doesn't like gay people. No, America doesn't like Matt - Towleroad

Justin Timberlake to make bad TV - ICYDK

Nikki McKibbin is not in the looney bin - SOW

Mena Suvari has Hilary Clinton hair - The Bastardly

Happy Belated Birthday to Barbie - Jezebel