The Celebrity Baby Epidemic Is Not Slowing Down

Yup, we've got another one.

Meat head Matt Damon and his wifey, Luciana, are expecting another baby reports People. Luciana stepped out in London with Matt last night and was obviously knocked up. Their rep said, "They couldn't be happier. They're so excited!"

The two have one daughter, Isabella, together born in 2006 and Luciana has a 9-year-old daughter from a previous marriage.

I don't even know what to fucking say. They are just so boring. That's a good thing for them I guess. They probably talk about boring things like politics, sports, all the different ways to cook chicken and draperies. Boring couples love to talk about draperies. Don't ask me why.

Sarah Larson, take a good look at your future. Luciana was a bartender when she first met Matt Damon and now she's spending her days shopping and yelling at the nannies. Lucky ass whore. On second thought, she's boring so she's spending her days cutting the crust off of sandwiches and puffy painting her daughter's names on their underwear.