You Had Me At Cheeto
Brit Brit and her new hot bodyguard went shopping at DSW Shoe Warehouse today. No, but you know she shops there. She went to some joint called Off Broadway Shoe Warehouse. Hopefully homegirl was buying some new boots 'cause it's time to take those out in the back and put them down. Those things are done.
I love Brit's bodyguard because he tells the paps to "fuck off." He is in need of a major hug.
Brit was also caught....get this....wearing panties! Daddy Spears is doing a good job, he's finally getting her to cover up her bald Frapp muffin.
In other BS shit, she has reportedly refused to attend Jamie Lynn's wedding to Casey. 16-year-old Jamie Lynn asked Brit to be her maid of honor. A source said, “When Jamie Lynn asked her, Britney laughed sarcastically down the phone. She told her hell would freeze over before she’d stand as her maid of honor then hung up on her."
Brit is apparently pissed that she was the last one to find out about Jamie Lynn being knocked up. She thinks Jamie Lynn used her for press. Brit reportedly told a friend, “She just wants her famous sister at her wedding to show off to her friends. She doesn’t care about me.” What friend?! London? That bitch doesn't care.
There's an easier way for Jamie Lynn to get Brit to attend her wedding. All she has to do is tell her they will be serving Cheeto chili pie, chipped beef, Liverwurst on saltines, Kool-Aidtinis, Ritz with spray cheese and Ambrosia salad. That bitch would be there before Jamie Lynn could finish the menu. She would tell JL, "You had me at Cheeto."