Cheetothrax!

Britney Spears has been getting some suspicious items in the mail and no they aren't love letters from Chester the Cheetah. E! News reports that she's been getting packages and letters with threatening language and weird gibberish. Gibberish? Is she sending that shit to herself? Some of the letters also mentioned Israel and the Middle East.

Brit's camp is apparently going to hand over the packages and letters to the FBI. The LAPD said that no former investigation has been launched, but they "have been looking at allegations that have cropped up in the past couple of months."

A source said, "A lot of it was disturbing stalker kind of stuff. But to be safe her security team is turning it all over to the police and FBI."

Cough up! I know one of you have been sending Brit crazy shit. You just want to wind her up again, so she'll go on another crazy rampage for your entertainment. I know how you are!

It was totally Sam. Sam and London. They are in cahoots!