....The Fuck?

Can somebody please show me at least one normal looking Jackson spawn? One?! What the hell does Rebbie Jackson look like now? Show me her, because she would never let me down. Look at Jermain Jackson. I just can't. He looks like a roasted chicken (I'm talking about chicken a lot today, because I'm hungries) with a Max Headroom wig.

Here's Jermaine making grown men cry at the opening of Eva LongWHORIA's restaurant, Besos, last night. Yes, Eva has her own joint. Bitch thinks she's JLo.

Speaking of Rebbie, if you're bored click here to see her "Centipede" video. One of the hottest videos ever made. She's due for a comeback.