My Tivo Is Going To Explode

I might have to get a second Tivo and that's really fucking pathetic. I might as well gets 50 cats and change my time to Bertha while I'm at it. I'm destined to be an old maid.

The reason for my second Tivo? Posh Beckham is in talks to do a reality show for Fox called "Fashion Nightmares." The show is based on Gordon Ramsay's "Kitchen Nightmares" which became a big hit over here.

Posh would travel around the country helping people with bleak fashion sense. A source said, "They want her to visit some boutiques and beauty pageants in real backwater towns and to try to whip them into chic shape."

Posh in a backwater town?! Those are the magic words right there.

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