What's Wrong With Big Chichis?

Nicole Richie is not embracing her new big chichis. Nicole bitched and moaned to OK! Magazine that she doesn't like having big boobs, because she thinks it's slutty. She said, "I am bustier now and I really don't like it. It doesn't really fit with my wardrobe, it's not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra. I really don't like it."

"I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren't slutty on me because there is nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can't really wear it because it sends out a different message."

Nicole, it will go away. Embrace them and love them while you can. Big chichis only do good things in this world. She needs to stop crying about it. Besides having big chichis does not mean you're a slut. Look at Nicole's BFF Paris Hilton. That skeezer is flat like a board and she still looks like she enjoys giving blumpkins to strangers. In case you don't know, a blumpkin is when you blow a dude while he's taking a hot dump. I know, such lovely evening conversation.

Speaking of hot dumps. Here's Paris Hilton and her new soulmate Benji Madden out in Los Angeles the other day. These two tools are even wearing each other's initials on matching necklaces. A hot dump indeed!