Those Studs Weigh More Than Her

Mary-Kate Olsen definitely tells her stylist to buy her the ugliest shit they can find. She hands them her black AMEX card and sends them to the dumpster. This troll is looking like Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock more and more every day. They even have the same glasses. She will put on anything. The uglier the better.

I hope she has a tight grip on her escort, because the minute she lets go she's going down. There's no way she can carry the weight of those studs.

With all that being said, she's all sorts of trashy glamour. Iron Man would be proud. Iron Troll!