Larry King Needs To Stay Behind The Desk

The producer who came up with this segment needs to be dick slapped hard. Janet Jackson tried to teach Larry King how to dance last night on his show. At first I thought I was watching Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video, because Larry looks like a dancing zombie. Actually, he's not doing much dancing, but he's doing a lot of awkward posing.

Janet keeps telling him to "hug himself." Janet, he can't! If he does his arm will pop right off. Shit, this is painful.