Falling Dumbasses!

The Daily Mail featured these truly stupid $3,600 shoes that are quickly becoming all the rage with celebrities. The shoes were designed by Briton Antonio Berardi and Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman and Posh have already picked up a pair.

Briton Berardi said this about the shoes, "When you walk, it is almost on tiptoe. You look really dainty." No, you look like an idiot.

Fishsticks, Uma and Posh should save themselves the embarrassment of being photographed falling on their heads and give me the $3,600 instead. In exchange I will gladly slap the shit out of them in private. Same effect without the public shame! It's a win-win.

VIA Page Six