Amanda Overmyer Is My Next American Idol

Amanda Overmyer is the perfect "American Idol" and I'm going to burn the hell out of all my phone lines (ok, just one) by voting for her. She has everything an Idol needs. Her vocal skills are questionable, her outfits came straight from the Lip Service catalog, her hair looks like it was raped by a bottle of bleach and she has a checkered past!

The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy) reports that Mandy was arrested October 14, 2006 in Crawfordsville, Indiana for drunk driving. She also has a string of driving offenses including going 100mph in a 45mph zone and running a red light.

Mandy admitted on the show that shortly after "Hollywood week" she got into a car accident with a semi-truck that left her with a cracked rib and a busted head.

Above is her mugshot and I love the fact that she's been working that hairstyle since 2006.

Last night, Amanda took a chainsaw to "Carry On Wayward Son." She should be charged for murdering the hell out of that song. I still voted for her, because I love her broke ass Bride of Frankenstein 'do.