It's Not Right When Peter Andre Is The Only Normal Looking Person In The Photo

That picture is ridiculous. It's like 4 tangerines sitting in a plastic bowl. Katie Price (I'm not calling her Jordan anymore, because Jordan is DEAD), Peter Andre and some friends had dinner last night in London to celebrate Peter's 35th Birthday. I feel sorry for the poor sap that had to clean up their mess at the dinner table. The tablecloth, forks, knives and napkins were probably covered in orange slime. These people are like skanky snails! They leave their fake tan jizz everywhere.

Where the hell do you buy an outfit like that? I don't even think Frederick's of Hollywood would carry tacky shit like that. She probably pulled a Britney (see below) and brought in her Bratz doll to a dressmaker and asked them to duplicate this look.