Give Me That Pooch!

Christina Ricci's little pooch is so ugly adorable. I can't stand it. I just want to squeeze him until his eyeballs pop out and roll onto the ground. He sort of looks like her. Oh and I give a big "eff you" to those who say dogs shouldn't wear cute, little sweaters.

I dress up my dog all day, every day! I dress him up for every holiday and I love it. He owes it to me. The bitch gets free room and board and all he does all day is sleep and lick his no-nut area. It's the least he can do for me.

Here's Ricci with her twin at LAX yesterday.