JLo Needs To Learn How To Splurge

JLo is reportedly getting paid $6 million for her baby photos and I guess $6 million doesn't go that far in her world, because she's registered for a bunch of overpriced crap. People Magazine that JLo opened a long ass registry at Petit Tresor and here's some of the items on her list:

Cashmere cardigan, hat and booties - $279 each
A box of onesies - $169 each
Chelsea sleigh cribs - $1390 each
Glam Gliders for JLo and Skeletor - $1420 each
Changing table - $1780
Italian leather and snake skin diaper bag - $1250

What! No mink diapers with solid gold diaper pins? JLo really should learn how to splurge. She's being much too thrifty. Nothing goes with cashmere quite like baby vomit. What the fuck happened to Jenny from the block? Well, she bought a Bentley and told all the poor people to eff off.