Katie Holmes' Idea Of Heaven Is My Idea Of Hell

Katie Holmes gave an interview to the Daily Mail where she gushed about Tommy Girl. She basically just says the same things she always says. Tommy needs to program new material into Katie, because she's using the same adjectives to describe him.

WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN?

"Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I'm such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming."

And sometimes I feel like I'm going to vomit. This moment is one of them.

WHAT WERE YOUR DREAMS AS A CHILD?

"To marry Tom Cruise! (Laughs)"

I bet you she actually said the word "laughs" instead of laughing. She needs a tune-up.

HOW DID YOU MEET TOM?

"We just went on this great date together, and it's been wonderful ever since. He's the most amazing man in the world. I'm so happy. I love him. I feel like he's made my life."

Blah...blah...blah...I wish someone threw an orange at her during the interview, because it would have just hit her forehead and she would've kept talking. She's clueless.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE HIM?

"He's just amazing. He's kind, generous, smart, he's Tom Cruise - he's the most artistic man I've ever met.He makes me laugh like I've never laughed. He's made me feel joy like I never have before. There are so many things. He's the most wonderful human being I know."

Artistic?! Tommy Girl especially programmed that part.

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH?

"Tom and Suri."

Turn Katie off already. I'm done with this robot.

Visit the Daily Mail to read the entire interview