Sunday, February 24th 2008

My Favorite Horsey

This is turning out to be one of the most boring Oscars red carpets ever. Where the hell are the hideously tacky dresses?! I was hoping Hilary Swank would come out wearing a dress made out of hay or something. She stuck with boring black. I love her ass though. She looks like a goth pony. I've also thrown in some Jennifer Garner, because she could be Hilary's twin.

I'm praying that Sally Kirkland drops from the hot wreck heavens and saves this carpet!

Posted by: Michael K
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