I Really Don't Know What Has More Make Up On It.....

John Travolta's head or his face? I will felch the bitch that takes a towel and rubs it on Travolta's head. That towel would look like a dirty diaper, because his head is covered in shit! I always wondered who bought that canned hair. It's Travolta! And let's talk about the face! Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Travolta.

He told Ryan Gaycrest that he does the red carpet for his wife, Kelly Preston. PLEASE! That old queen couldn't sleep last night, he was so giddy to do the carpet. He couldn't wait to sashay chante down the red.