Postpartum Bitch!

Xtina apparently wasn't happy that her People Magazine spread failed to ignite at the newsstands. Basically, nobody gives a fuck about her. Xtina was paid $1.5 million for the photos. When she found out that sales were dull, she reportedly went on a bitch rampage and fired her manager, one of her assistants and her PR Firm. A source told the NYDN that Xtina "went crazy."

This is what happens when you live in a bubble like she does. She thinks everybody loves her and will cream their chonies for pictures of her with her precious baby. It's a hard fall when you find out the truth. Luckily, her giants chichis are there to protect her.

Here's also some video of Xtina arriving in a boat to Villa nightclub last night. When I say "boat" I mean boat. That shit belongs on the water not on the streets. I blame Xtina for global warming!