Larry Continues To Cash In

Dannielynn Hope is about to go under the knife to get her cross-eyed fixed and Larry Birkhead has already promised to not allow cameras in. What's a promise?A promise is just an opportunity for a lie in Hollywood. Page Six reports that Larry has already agreed to let The Insider and Entertainment Tonight into the hospital while DanniHope has her operation. He will reportedly take home $250,000.

Larry Birkhead denies this....well sort of. He said, "I don't mind letting the world know how she is when she's done, but no cameras will be there during the surgery. The only reason I spoke about it to begin with was because people blamed Anna's medications when, in fact, it's genetic."

So he's only bringing cameras into the hospital after the surgery? Great, just what Danni needs. A fucking camera in her face while she's waking up from surgery. Oh Larry! You are seriously the greatest father the world has ever known. How is that we as humans have not devoted a whole country to you called "Fatherland" where you, King Father, can rule over the world's children? You really are a gift.

I can't wait for the next DanniHope chapters on The Insider. I'm guessing, "Danni's First Poo On Her Own" and "Danni's First Period" are next. I hope that "Danni's First Beat Down On Her Daddy After She Finds Out He's Been Putting Her Life On Camera" is after that.

UPDATE: Larry promises there will be no cameras at all! “I don’t mind letting the world know how she is when she’s done, but no cameras will be there during the surgery. The only reason I spoke about it to begin with was because people blamed Anna’s medications when, in fact, it’s genetic.”