Of Course She Makes Them

TMZ caught up with Shauna Sand outside some plastic surgeon's office where she said she was having "nerve block." I believe her. Shauna Sand does not get plastic surgery! She is a natural beauty. She was merely having a "nerve block." Don't you know what that is? Yeah me neither, but I'm just going to pretend it's only something the insanely gorgeous and glamorous get.

Shauna also talked about her world famous lucite heels and said she makes them all. She has over 500 pairs. A slut cobbler! Who would've known? This "nerve block" she had is fucking with her thoughts, because buying shoes at the local drag queen store is not considered making them.

Get better Shauna! I hope your nerve block clears up.