Russell Crowe Embraces His Chunk

Ahahah! Looks like we know who's been eating the last piece of chocolate cake. I'm typing this lightly, because I'm afraid Russell Crowe might hear me. I know these are just pictures, but I'm still afraid of his voluptuous ass will hear me. I'd still hit it. He looks like the type that will hit it and then tell you to get the fuck out. That's the best kind.

Here's big, beautiful Russell with his family yesterday.

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