Lindsay Got A Job - Gets To Keep Her Clothes On

Lindsay Lohan will follow-up her tour-de-force performance in "I Know Who Killed Me" by starring opposite Jack Black in "Ye Old Times." E! reports that Ye is a comedy about two rival Ren Faire troupes as they make their way through the competitive circuit. Jack Black and Lohan in a movie about Ren Faires? Are the producers taking a page from the movie "The Producers" and purposely putting together a flop for insurance purposes? This movie sounds about as entertaining as a rim job from a cactus plant. I've tried that before. Well, I sat on a cactus once. I didn't know whether to scream in pain or orgasm.

E! also managed to get more quotes from White Oprah about Lindsay going nude as Marilyn. You know, because there aren't nearly enough quotes. She said, "She's an artist and is back on her feet and working. She's on the cover of a respected magazine. How can that be a bad career move? It is not! She was just doing a project connected to someone near and dear to her heart with an amazing photographer. Marilyn Monroe has always been someone close to her heart...[Lindsay] just wanted to honor this icon she had never met. She wanted to keep [Monroe's] memory alive." Huh...what did she say? I was too busy covering my eyes and chanting "Stop White Oprah. Stop White Oprah. Stop White Oprah." Did it work?