Burning Down The Bra
TyTy's big bra bonfire took place on her show today. The whole show was about wearing bras that don't fit right, had wonky underwiring and crap like that. The ladies gathered around a barrel on the street and threw in their old shit. While they are saving their boobies from discomfort they are polluting the damn air!
No wonder I got sick! I was breathing in burnt up dirty titty sweat from TyTy's crazy ladies! Damn you TyTy!