Paula Just Wants To Forget

Paula Abdul is not happy with her video for "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow." Quick! Somebody get a camera on her. I feel another meltdown coming on. According to MSNBC's The Scoop she is completely disappointed. A completely disappointed Paula probably means she fired at least 2 staff members, screamed at her dogs and probably peeled some of her wallpaper off the wall.

A source said, “She doesn’t think it’s Heidi Montag-bad, but she’s still trying to pretend like it didn’t happen. If Randy (Jackson) wasn’t involved, she’d be more vocal about it, but she does appreciate the fact that he was involved." Heidi Montag bad? Heidi doesn't even count as a music video. It's a straight-up snuff film, because it killed me softly.

Paula just needs to have a drank and settle down. She fucked up the video, only because Scat Cat was not in it. Paula is nothing without Scat Cat and as soon as she realizes this, she'll be better off.

I must say that as soon as I heard this shitty song I was dancing like there's no tomorrow and I still haven't stopped.