Not Even A Peek?

Note to be outdone with White Oprah's statement on Lindsay Lohan's "nude art," Michael Lohan gave his own statement to UsWeekly. Fuck these Lohans and their statements! Is that all they do is sit around and waiting for Lindsay to do something, so they can comment on it? Michael said he has no interest in looking at the pictures. I'm sure it's taking every prayer he knows to not look at them. Who cares? It's just tits. He's seen White Oprah's and it's the same thing.

He said, “I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter! Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career. The fact that the photographer [Bert Stern] who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them … that’s an amazing thing. I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe’s destiny."

And I pray she thinks twice about fucking with shit like this again! The coke done got to her. Thinking she's Marilyn? Pff! New York Magazine has released a few more outtakes. Click here to see them and no it doesn't get any better.