The JLo Is In

Page Six reports that JLo's custom hospital suite at North Shore University Hospital on Long Island is finally occupied! The suite has been sitting there empty for the past two weeks. JLo has apparently checked in and is ready to get the job done. Is she having a c-section? If Xtina's too good to push, I'm guessing JLo is waaaaaaay too good to push. JLo's just going to waltz in, have them light all her white candles, turn on her stories, snack on Bugles and tell them to let her know when they are done. But don't interrupt her during her show! Only tell her during commercial and if the baby's are crying, make sure they keep it down until commercial break! The JLo must not be disturbed.

She's finally having her babies. I've been keeping myself awake at night just thinking of all the possibilities for their names. JLo better not let me down.