Sucks To Be Rumer

Rumer Willis found her ass being kicked out of Villa nightclub last night, because her extreme beauty was too distracting. No, she was kicked out for being underage. In the video you can hear someone yelling about how she's only 18 (she's 19) and that they are photographing her going into their club.

The photographer in the video is my hero for telling her, "Is this the first time you've been kicked out of a club Rumer?"

Poor Rumer. She should try going in disguise next time with a fake ID. She can use Mrs. Potato's head drivers license! And did she always have blue eyes?

Image: Pacific Coast News