Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess

WHICH D-list TV star, who's famous for getting paid to party, distracts skirted ladies by pouring liquor down their throats as he gropes them? (Page Six)

Brody Jenner?

WHICH sweetheart Oscar winner doesn't always have a heart as golden as her locks? She's known for introducing her best friend for 10 years as "my assistant" when around other Hollywood types. (Page Six)

Reese Witherspoon?

The sobriety of which troubled starlet probably isn't being helped by the fact that her uncle deals weed out of the spare room in her mom's house? (Gatecrasher)

Lohan? Now I'm off to visit White Oprah's brother on Long Island!