I Don't Know What's Creepier....

...The doll or Bindi Irwin. It's mostly her hair. Crimped pigtails? She looks straight out of Kids Incorporated and the last time I checked the year was 2008 not 1988. Although, Stacy Ferguson's crimped hair was really hot in Kids Inc. I really want to like Bindi, but she scares the hell out of me. The rapping she did on "Today" was all sorts of creepy and now this doll. I blame her mother. What her mother needs to do is take her back to Australia and give this chick a normal childhood. If not, she's going to be all sorts of fucked up when she gets older.

The doll has a recording of Bindi telling people to protect wildlife. At least it doesn't say, "I don't like you." That would give me a heart attack.