Skanky Ostrich Bathing In Piss Water

Shouldn't you spend your Birthday doing something you don't do every day? Something special? That's exactly what Parasite Hilton needed to do. She goes around acting like she will fuck for food stamps on a daily basis, so she should have done something different and covered it up. What a Birthday treat everyone? You get to watch a stupid whore bathe in herp water. Fountain of Herp! I really wish someone would have knocked that glass down.

The gay mafia should use these pictures to convert straights. It would work.

Here's Paris thinking she's a hot piece while performing with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure in Las Vegas for her Birthday last night.