Criss Angel Has Never Looked Hotter

Criss Angel has never looked hotter, because he doesn't look like Criss Angel at all. I can still see the douche in his eyes, but the Taliban beard does a good job of completely covering his grease. Who knew that so many diamonds could look so cheap. I mean who fucking wears a necklace like that? Even Lil' Kim would think that thing is tacky. Where the hell do you even buy that shit? Douche The Jeweler?

Here's Criss being awarded the tool magician of the year or something like that.