Saggy

Brit Brit spent her Friday afternoon browsing for dresses at Monique Lhuillier and shopping at Betsey Johnson and Fred Segal. She's totally buying a wedding dress! She probably just wants to buy one just in case. She dresses up in it and then lays a tuxedo on the bed and pretend she's marrying Brad Pitt. Does Monique Lhuillier sell bras, because that's what she needs the most.

In other BS news, TMZ reports that Sam Lutfi is under criminal investigation by the LAPD. You really can't write this shit. They are investigating the possibility that Sam was drugging Brit Brit. Brit's family claims he kept that ho doped up, so that he can always have control. They told stories about how he would just hand her pills and grind pills into her food. It's in the Frapp! I told you. Sam still hasn't been served with his restraining order.

I'm waiting for Sam to flee this country and go on the run. He knows a lot about Britney, so he shold be a Britney impersonator in like Thailand. He probably has some of her old outfits and pieces of weaves kept in a safe place, so he's all set. Sam is going to be so popular in prison. I can't wait.