Ugliest Earrings Ever

I've seen some fugly ass earrings in my day (I did grow up in the 80s) but these take the cake which is funny since you can serve a cake on those things. They look like goth doilies. The sad part is those probably cost more than my monthly rent.

No wonder Hilary Duff is hunched over in most of these pictures. It's your hideous earrings weighing you down, bitch! Free your lobes. They are tired.